15+ only!

watch out bro


this website may contain stuff that's only suitable for 15+ year olds...

stuff may include:

💢 swearing (constant)

🚺 concerning amounts of women

💞 mentions of relationships

🏳‍🌈 mentions of lgbtq+

🦔 carlos

💔 a lot of mentions of me hating my work

🎇 flashing lights?

💦 not family-friendly humor sometimes? i'm unsure

🗑️ generally just a bad site

you've been warned.

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